| The Vending Machine; Because we TOTALLY need another forum game. | |
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| SpeedySpikes | Wednesday Apr 9 2014, 08:23 PM Post #76 |
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I'm a long pants man, long pants long pants.
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A nickel is inserted, and Steven Spielberg pops out, telling you about this crazy new TV series called Animaniacs. You have to break his heart by telling him that the show has long been deceased. He walks away depressed. I insert another quarter. |
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| Sweet_lil_Eliza | Thursday Apr 10 2014, 05:41 AM Post #77 |
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Excessively chatty, hypnotising, chocolate lover
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A mouse comes out, I scare if off, because I owe you the kindness you did earlier and smile, giving you a piece of chocolate, and then one to jakinator, kinda bugged about skruskies death. I hope to give something else to others, and insert a coin |
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sweet_lil_eliza (swit-leel-eleeeezah) > A saccharine addict girl who wants to do a lot of things but doesnt has much time for it. Likes to talk to people. Draws. Chocolates. Check her tumblr Check her DA | |
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| Sonicyay2 | Thursday Apr 10 2014, 05:44 AM Post #78 |
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I'm Sonicyay2
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You get Walkers Crisp(or, for you USA peeps out there, Potato Chips). Finally, what you wanted! You walk away from the machine and get into your car and leave the area. |
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Don't you dare call me Sonicgay, OR ELSE... I make half-decent Stickman animations. You might like them. Oh, I also like Sonic, Mario, Powerpuff Girls, Sonic, Sonic, SpongeBob, and Sonic. Did I mention Sonic? | |
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| Sweet_lil_Eliza | Thursday Apr 10 2014, 05:57 AM Post #79 |
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Excessively chatty, hypnotising, chocolate lover
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But then, my dad rings me up he wants a news paper Hoping for one, I enter a Coin |
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sweet_lil_eliza (swit-leel-eleeeezah) > A saccharine addict girl who wants to do a lot of things but doesnt has much time for it. Likes to talk to people. Draws. Chocolates. Check her tumblr Check her DA | |
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| SpeedySpikes | Thursday Apr 10 2014, 05:58 AM Post #80 |
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I'm a long pants man, long pants long pants.
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After talking with Spielberg for a little while, a medal from Hero's Duty falls from the sky and somehow makes it into the coin slot. Then, yesterday's newspaper and a Cybug pop out. I whip out my Mega Buster and blast the bug to pieces while handing off the newspaper. I insert another quarter.
Edited by SpeedySpikes, Thursday Apr 10 2014, 05:59 AM.
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-SpeedySpikes Two games. One, the best selling game since Adventure 2, and the other...the most meh game since the mid 2000s. YouTube | |
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| Sweet_lil_Eliza | Thursday Apr 10 2014, 06:03 AM Post #81 |
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Excessively chatty, hypnotising, chocolate lover
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I stare around, after being scared when I heard bug, thens sigh when it's gone, You get a big apple, which is bigger than a octopus I laugh, as a coin accidently enters it |
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sweet_lil_eliza (swit-leel-eleeeezah) > A saccharine addict girl who wants to do a lot of things but doesnt has much time for it. Likes to talk to people. Draws. Chocolates. Check her tumblr Check her DA | |
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| Star and Moon | Thursday Apr 10 2014, 06:58 AM Post #82 |
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Lodestar
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The apple dispenses... wait what? You have to put the coin in the vending machine, not the apple! You receive a squirt in the eye with apple juice for your insolence as your coin punctures the humongous apple. I insert a ring in the vending machete. Edited by Star and Moon, Thursday Apr 10 2014, 07:02 AM.
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| darkerturbo | Thursday Apr 10 2014, 09:27 AM Post #83 |
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official unofficial executive flip flopper
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You collect the ring before it can go into the machine. You punch yourself and the coin spills out of your body into the machine. Out comes a message: "you're too slow". Everything goes black. You wake up in an amusement park at midnight strapped to a chair and no one is around. You see a blur run by, and run by again. And out of nowhere, cream appears. She spreads your legs and then ties them so they can't go back together. She walks away. A few seconds later the blur runs at you and gives you a supersonic kick in the nuts. Meanwhile, back at the machine, I insert a coin with a pentagram on it |
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| Sweet_lil_Eliza | Thursday Apr 10 2014, 11:52 AM Post #84 |
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Excessively chatty, hypnotising, chocolate lover
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Out comes a big dinosaur giggling uncontrollably. He likes to giggle he also likes dancing, he dances. But he's too heavy so the entire place sufferers a kind of earthquake, causing me to fall and find a penny I insert it |
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sweet_lil_eliza (swit-leel-eleeeezah) > A saccharine addict girl who wants to do a lot of things but doesnt has much time for it. Likes to talk to people. Draws. Chocolates. Check her tumblr Check her DA | |
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| SpeedySpikes | Thursday Apr 10 2014, 03:08 PM Post #85 |
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I'm a long pants man, long pants long pants.
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A herd of buffalo pop out and runs everybody over, including me. We're all fine, though. No need to go to the hospital. I insert another coin. |
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-SpeedySpikes Two games. One, the best selling game since Adventure 2, and the other...the most meh game since the mid 2000s. YouTube | |
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| Sweet_lil_Eliza | Thursday Apr 10 2014, 03:10 PM Post #86 |
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Excessively chatty, hypnotising, chocolate lover
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(Ok, this guy is funny, I like this guy XD) And comes Swiss roll, but shadow comes in a dress, to use cheap ways to steal it and runs away. I insert a coin, laughing |
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sweet_lil_eliza (swit-leel-eleeeezah) > A saccharine addict girl who wants to do a lot of things but doesnt has much time for it. Likes to talk to people. Draws. Chocolates. Check her tumblr Check her DA | |
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| Star and Moon | Thursday Apr 10 2014, 04:11 PM Post #87 |
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Lodestar
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You receive a joke! The vending machine dispenses a single strip of Calvin and Hobbes. I insert a sanic. |
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| darkerturbo | Thursday Apr 10 2014, 04:23 PM Post #88 |
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You get 2 sanics. You put in the two hoping for 4 and the machine gives you nothing for being greedy. You walk away disappointed. I enter my
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| SpeedySpikes | Thursday Apr 10 2014, 05:07 PM Post #89 |
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I'm a long pants man, long pants long pants.
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Scratch and Grounder pop out, apparently having been snooping... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y20OQJ8rOHs I quickly insert a quarter and Spin Dash away. |
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-SpeedySpikes Two games. One, the best selling game since Adventure 2, and the other...the most meh game since the mid 2000s. YouTube | |
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| darkerturbo | Thursday Apr 10 2014, 09:59 PM Post #90 |
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Out comes a spray can. No one collects it since you ran away. Somewhere off in the distance a jet set radio fan dies a little inside from lack of references. I insert the spray can. The fan commits suicide. The cycle is complete |
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