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Topic Started: Monday Apr 7 2014, 03:46 PM (12,284 Views)
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There is a vending machine. It dispenses things. What it dispenses is up to your imagination. You write whatever the person posting above you receives, you can make it as wacky and wild as possible, and then say you insert a coin into the machine afterwords.

And so it all begins with a single motion, I insert a coin into the machine.
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The machine breaks and gives you a chinese finger trap for copying this game from the SEGA Forums.
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You walk up to a vending machine. You put a coin in.
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The vending machine emits a series of worryingly loud grinding noises before a thin stream of oil trickles out of the coin slot, pooling on the floor.
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You receive a angry letter from the FBI stating that you did not insert a coin into the machine.

I insert a coin into into the machine.
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The machine dispenses out waifus of your choice. You choose Tomoko Kuroki out of all of them. You have chosen wisely.

Wanting more things, you insert another quarter.
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The vending machine spits out a candy bar made entirely out of live spiders you can feel crawling under the wrapper.

Miraculously, the quarter slot widens to the perfect size to accept the spider-candy as payment. You insert the bar and recieve...
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...a bag of potato chips.

However, upon opening it, you find that the bag is filled NOT with Herr's potato chips, but rather computer chips. Then, the coin slot reverts to it's original size.

In anger, you insert another quarter.
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Unfortunately, all you receive is existentialist dread. Figuring that there would be no point to going on with your life, you jam another quarter down the slot.
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You receive a bag of baguettes. French people are weird so you toss it aside.

I insert a smelly old coin I found in my shoe.
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The machine spits it out and demands you treat it with respect. Or, at least that's how you interpreted the sound it emitted as you shoved the coin straight back in.
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You receive a flask of mysterious orange red gas. You stash it behind the vending machine before the guy in Smeg's avatar starts interrogating you about it.

I carefully piece apart a Ring Monitor and stuff the pieces down the coin slot.
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Star and moon gets a tracking device for not using coins and thus gets arrested.

I put a Chuck E Cheese token in so that I don't waste actual money...
Here we go again!

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And out pops a chainsaw wielding rat. You run away until he catches up with you, slices open your pocket, and throws the coin into the slot from 100 feet away. The crowd inevitably goes wild
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Then, as the crowd fades, it is evident that the coin narrowly missed the slot! So I waltz up to go put the coin in...
"Spy sappin' mah dispenser!"

The vending machine is sapped and can no longer dispense unusual things. :( How strange

Wait, what's this? Ooh, wonderous; I've found another vintage dispenser. How unique. Seems very genuine, like it's straight out of the retro days. A collector would go crazy over this. Unless it's haunted.

*cough* All TF2 jokes aside, I shall now [INSERT COIN].
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A set of instructions pops out as well as a wrench. The instructions tell you how to make your very own unusual vending machine.

:Tails:

Vowing to build the machine later, you put the instructions and the wrench into your pockets. Then, as a farewell gift, you insert another coin into the machine.
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